The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Brenton Strange
Brenton Strange · JAX · TE
“Strange is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Strange's week
- Strange gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Strange is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".
88%POTENCY
-14.4PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- Powdered kicker confidence
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Strange, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Brenton Strange in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brenton Strange is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brenton Strange actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.