The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Brenton Strange
Brenton Strange · JAX · TE
“Strange gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Strange's week
- Strange is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".
- Strange is targeted on a 3rd-and-17 and gains exactly 16 yards. Punt. Cry.
89%POTENCY
-18.6PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Giants locker room
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Strange's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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- Tucker Kraft
- Kyle Pitts Sr.
- Parker Washington
- Brian Thomas Jr.
FAQ
How do I curse Brenton Strange in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brenton Strange is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brenton Strange actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.