The Red-Zone Ghost Hex of Brenton Strange
Brenton Strange · JAX · TE
“Strange goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Strange's week
- A mysterious flag erases Strange's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Strange's stadium. Only over Strange.
80%POTENCY
-19.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Strange drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Brenton Strange in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brenton Strange is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brenton Strange actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.