The Invisible Route Hex of Brenton Strange
Brenton Strange · JAX · TE
“Strange's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Strange's week
- Strange is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Strange spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.
89%POTENCY
-17.7PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Strange drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Brenton Strange in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brenton Strange is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brenton Strange actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.