The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Brenton Strange
Brenton Strange · JAX · TE
“Strange is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Strange's week
- Strange's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Strange gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
77%POTENCY
-19PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Strange's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Brenton Strange in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brenton Strange is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brenton Strange actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.