The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Brenton Strange
Brenton Strange · JAX · TE
“Strange stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Strange's week
- Strange gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Strange is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".
81%POTENCY
-12.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Steelers locker room
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Strange drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Brenton Strange in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brenton Strange is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brenton Strange actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.