The Blocking Assignment Hex of Brenton Strange
Brenton Strange · JAX · TE
“Strange sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Strange's week
- Strange is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Strange scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
73%POTENCY
-12.1PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Strange drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Brenton Strange in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brenton Strange is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brenton Strange actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.