The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Brenton Strange
Brenton Strange · JAX · TE
“A mysterious flag erases Strange's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Strange's week
- Strange gets a "catch" that is overturned. Then another. The ref is now his nemesis.
- Strange is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
86%POTENCY
-19.4PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A used challenge flag
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Strange, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Brenton Strange in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brenton Strange is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brenton Strange actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.