The Chip-and-Release Hex of Brenton Strange
Brenton Strange · JAX · TE
“Strange gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Penn State's biggest rival.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Strange's week
- Strange gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Strange gets a 40-yard pass, then immediately "adjusts his gloves" and is injured. Tragic.
87%POTENCY
-9.6PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Cardinals jersey, ironically worn
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Strange drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Brenton Strange in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brenton Strange is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brenton Strange actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.