The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Brenton Strange
Brenton Strange · JAX · TE
“The broadcast shows Strange on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Strange's week
- Strange stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.
- Strange gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Penn State's biggest rival.
77%POTENCY
-9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Strange drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Brenton Strange in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brenton Strange is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brenton Strange actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.