The Invisible Route Hex of Brenton Strange
Brenton Strange · JAX · TE
“Strange gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Penn State's biggest rival.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Strange's week
- Strange gets a 40-yard pass, then immediately "adjusts his gloves" and is injured. Tragic.
- Strange's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
80%POTENCY
-9.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Strange drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Brenton Strange in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brenton Strange is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brenton Strange actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.