The Chip-and-Release Hex of Brenton Strange
Brenton Strange · JAX · TE
“Strange runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Strange's week
- Ref: "Number Strange, that's a flag." Strange: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Strange gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Penn State's biggest rival.
92%POTENCY
-17.8PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A single tear from a Bills fan
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Strange's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Brenton Strange in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brenton Strange is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brenton Strange actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.