The Blocking Assignment Hex of Brenton Strange
Brenton Strange · JAX · TE
“Strange is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Strange's week
- Ref: "Number Strange, that's a flag." Strange: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Strange runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.
87%POTENCY
-15.3PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Strange's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Brenton Strange in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brenton Strange is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brenton Strange actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.