The Phantom Flag Hex of Brenton Strange
Brenton Strange · JAX · TE
“Strange gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Penn State's biggest rival.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Strange's week
- Strange sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- The broadcast shows Strange on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
73%POTENCY
-13.8PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Strange, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Brenton Strange in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brenton Strange is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brenton Strange actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.