The Hamstring Hex of Brenton Strange
Brenton Strange · JAX · TE
“Strange gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Strange's week
- Strange gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Strange is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
85%POTENCY
-12.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A single Patriots jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Strange drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Brenton Strange in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brenton Strange is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brenton Strange actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.