The Red-Zone Ghost Hex of Brenton Strange
Brenton Strange · JAX · TE
“Strange gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Penn State's biggest rival.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Strange's week
- Ref: "Number Strange, that's a flag." Strange: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Strange gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
92%POTENCY
-15.7PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Strange, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Brenton Strange in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brenton Strange is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brenton Strange actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.