The Late Scratch Hex of Brenton Strange
Brenton Strange · JAX · TE
“Strange runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Strange's week
- Strange will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Strange is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
84%POTENCY
-15.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A single Colts jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Strange drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Brenton Strange in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brenton Strange is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brenton Strange actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.