The Phantom Flag Hex of Brenton Strange
Brenton Strange · JAX · TE
“Strange's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Strange's week
- Strange is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".
- Strange gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Penn State's biggest rival.
76%POTENCY
-16.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Bengals fan
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Strange's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Brenton Strange in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brenton Strange is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brenton Strange actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.