The Late Scratch Hex of Brenton Strange
Brenton Strange · JAX · TE
“Strange runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Strange's week
- A mysterious flag erases Strange's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Strange stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.
91%POTENCY
-13.1PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Strange drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Brenton Strange in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brenton Strange is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brenton Strange actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.