The Invisible Route Hex of Brenton Strange
Brenton Strange · JAX · TE
“Strange sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Strange's week
- Strange gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Strange is targeted on a 3rd-and-17 and gains exactly 16 yards. Punt. Cry.
80%POTENCY
-13.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Strange's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Brenton Strange in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brenton Strange is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brenton Strange actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.