The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Brenton Strange
Brenton Strange · JAX · TE
“Strange will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Strange's week
- Strange will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Strange gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
85%POTENCY
-11.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Strange's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Brenton Strange in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brenton Strange is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brenton Strange actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.