The Hamstring Hex of Brenton Strange
Brenton Strange · JAX · TE
“Strange's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Strange's week
- Strange is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Strange gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Penn State's biggest rival.
81%POTENCY
-15.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- Powdered kicker confidence
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Strange, Strange, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Brenton Strange in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brenton Strange is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brenton Strange actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.