The Red-Zone Ghost Hex of Brenton Strange
Brenton Strange · JAX · TE
“Strange is targeted on a 3rd-and-17 and gains exactly 16 yards. Punt. Cry.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Strange's week
- Strange will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Strange finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
78%POTENCY
-15PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Strange, Strange, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Brenton Strange in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brenton Strange is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brenton Strange actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.