The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Brenton Strange
Brenton Strange · JAX · TE
“Strange's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Strange's week
- Strange is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Strange scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
72%POTENCY
-15.1PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Strange's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Brenton Strange in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brenton Strange is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brenton Strange actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.