The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Brenton Strange
Brenton Strange · JAX · TE
“Strange stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Strange's week
- Strange will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- Strange spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.
76%POTENCY
-14PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A single tear from a Buccaneers fan
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Strange, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Brenton Strange in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brenton Strange is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brenton Strange actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.