The Snap Count Hex of Brenton Strange
Brenton Strange · JAX · TE
“Strange is targeted on a 3rd-and-17 and gains exactly 16 yards. Punt. Cry.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Strange's week
- Strange gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Penn State's biggest rival.
- Strange gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
77%POTENCY
-19.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Jaguars fan
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Eye of Bengals, tongue of ref,
Bring Jaguars down to grief,
Strange scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Brenton Strange in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brenton Strange is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brenton Strange actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.