The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Brenton Strange
Brenton Strange · JAX · TE
“A mysterious flag erases Strange's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Strange's week
- Strange is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Strange is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".
91%POTENCY
-16.1PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A used challenge flag
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Strange drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Brenton Strange in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brenton Strange is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brenton Strange actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.