The Invisible Route Hex of Brenton Strange
Brenton Strange · JAX · TE
“Strange gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Penn State's biggest rival.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Strange's week
- Strange gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Strange is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
91%POTENCY
-13.7PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Strange's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Brenton Strange in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brenton Strange is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brenton Strange actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.