The Blocking Assignment Hex of Brenton Strange
Brenton Strange · JAX · TE
“Strange is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Strange's week
- Strange's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Strange is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
87%POTENCY
-17.3PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Strange drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Brenton Strange in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brenton Strange is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brenton Strange actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.