The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Brenton Strange
Brenton Strange · JAX · TE
“Strange sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Strange's week
- Strange runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.
- Strange is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
73%POTENCY
-9.3PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Strange, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Brenton Strange in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brenton Strange is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brenton Strange actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.