The Invisible Route Hex of Brenton Strange
Brenton Strange · JAX · TE
“Strange lines up as a tackle on 61% of snaps. A beautiful new career for him.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Strange's week
- Strange gets a "catch" that is overturned. Then another. The ref is now his nemesis.
- Strange spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.
79%POTENCY
-13.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Broncos locker room
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Strange drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Brenton Strange in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brenton Strange is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brenton Strange actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.