The Blocking Assignment Hex of Brock Bowers
Brock Bowers · LV · TE
“Ref: "Number Bowers, that's a flag." Bowers: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Bowers's week
- Bowers will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- Bowers gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
88%POTENCY
-14.1PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Saints jersey, ironically worn
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Bowers's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Brock Bowers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brock Bowers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brock Bowers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.