The Red-Zone Ghost Hex of Brock Bowers
Brock Bowers · LV · TE
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Bowers's stadium. Only over Bowers.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Bowers's week
- Bowers tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Bowers gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Georgia's biggest rival.
88%POTENCY
-16PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Bowers drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Brock Bowers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brock Bowers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brock Bowers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.