The Hamstring Hex of Brock Bowers
Brock Bowers · LV · TE
“Bowers stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Bowers's week
- Bowers is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Bowers has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.
92%POTENCY
-13PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Bowers's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Brock Bowers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brock Bowers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brock Bowers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.