The Red-Zone Ghost Hex of Brock Bowers
Brock Bowers · LV · TE
“Bowers is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Bowers's week
- Bowers catches 2 balls for 11 yards and a nice hug from a referee.
- Bowers will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
78%POTENCY
-10.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Eye of Ravens, tongue of ref,
Bring Raiders down to grief,
Bowers scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Brock Bowers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brock Bowers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brock Bowers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.