The Late Scratch Hex of Brock Bowers
Brock Bowers · LV · TE
“Bowers gets a 40-yard pass, then immediately "adjusts his gloves" and is injured. Tragic.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Bowers's week
- Bowers gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Bowers catches 2 balls for 11 yards and a nice hug from a referee.
81%POTENCY
-17.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Bowers, Bowers, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Brock Bowers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brock Bowers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brock Bowers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.