The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Brock Bowers
Brock Bowers · LV · TE
“Bowers goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Bowers's week
- Bowers will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Bowers is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
85%POTENCY
-10.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A single Cardinals jersey, ironically worn
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Bowers, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Brock Bowers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brock Bowers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brock Bowers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.