The Mystery Tweak Hex of Brock Bowers
Brock Bowers · LV · TE
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Bowers's stadium. Only over Bowers.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Bowers's week
- Ref: "Number Bowers, that's a flag." Bowers: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Bowers is targeted on a 3rd-and-17 and gains exactly 16 yards. Punt. Cry.
83%POTENCY
-13.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Bowers, Bowers, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Brock Bowers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brock Bowers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brock Bowers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.