The Blocking Assignment Hex of Brock Bowers
Brock Bowers · LV · TE
“Bowers is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Bowers's week
- Bowers finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Bowers's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
78%POTENCY
-13.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Eye of Rams, tongue of ref,
Bring Raiders down to grief,
Bowers scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Brock Bowers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brock Bowers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brock Bowers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.