The Snap Count Hex of Brock Bowers
Brock Bowers · LV · TE
“Bowers's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Bowers's week
- Bowers finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Bowers gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
83%POTENCY
-12.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Bowers drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Brock Bowers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brock Bowers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brock Bowers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.