The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Brock Bowers
Brock Bowers · LV · TE
“Bowers has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Bowers's week
- Bowers lines up as a tackle on 61% of snaps. A beautiful new career for him.
- Bowers tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
81%POTENCY
-15.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Bowers's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Brock Bowers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brock Bowers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brock Bowers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.