The Hamstring Hex of Brock Bowers
Brock Bowers · LV · TE
“Bowers runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Bowers's week
- Bowers gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Bowers has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.
83%POTENCY
-12.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Bowers drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Brock Bowers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brock Bowers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brock Bowers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.