The Invisible Route Hex of Brock Bowers
Brock Bowers · LV · TE
“Bowers gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Bowers's week
- Bowers spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.
- Bowers gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
92%POTENCY
-10.3PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A single tear from a Seahawks fan
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Bowers drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Brock Bowers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brock Bowers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brock Bowers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.