The Snap Count Hex of Brock Bowers
Brock Bowers · LV · TE
“Bowers gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Georgia's biggest rival.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Bowers's week
- A mysterious flag erases Bowers's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Bowers finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
72%POTENCY
-9.3PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Saints jersey, ironically worn
- Powdered kicker confidence
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Eye of Patriots, tongue of ref,
Bring Raiders down to grief,
Bowers scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Brock Bowers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brock Bowers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brock Bowers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.