The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Brock Bowers
Brock Bowers · LV · TE
“Bowers's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Bowers's week
- Bowers will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- A mysterious flag erases Bowers's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
82%POTENCY
-14.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Bowers's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Brock Bowers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brock Bowers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brock Bowers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.