The Invisible Route Hex of Brock Bowers
Brock Bowers · LV · TE
“Bowers's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Bowers's week
- Bowers will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Bowers gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Georgia's biggest rival.
75%POTENCY
-12.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Falcons locker room
- A used challenge flag
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Bowers's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Brock Bowers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brock Bowers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brock Bowers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.