The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Brock Bowers
Brock Bowers · LV · TE
“Ref: "Number Bowers, that's a flag." Bowers: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Bowers's week
- Bowers goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Bowers scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
73%POTENCY
-18.1PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Colts locker room
- A single Chargers jersey, ironically worn
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A single tear from a Dolphins fan
Incantation
Eye of Rams, tongue of ref,
Bring Raiders down to grief,
Bowers scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Brock Bowers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brock Bowers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brock Bowers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.