The Mystery Tweak Hex of Brock Bowers
Brock Bowers · LV · TE
“Bowers will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Bowers's week
- Bowers tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Bowers gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
82%POTENCY
-10PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Bowers drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Brock Bowers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brock Bowers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brock Bowers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.