The Mystery Tweak Hex of Brock Bowers
Brock Bowers · LV · TE
“Bowers gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Georgia's biggest rival.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Bowers's week
- Bowers will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Bowers stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.
89%POTENCY
-16.6PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Bowers's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Brock Bowers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brock Bowers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brock Bowers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.