The Blocking Assignment Hex of Brock Bowers
Brock Bowers · LV · TE
“Bowers is targeted on a 3rd-and-17 and gains exactly 16 yards. Punt. Cry.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Bowers's week
- Bowers is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Bowers gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Georgia's biggest rival.
80%POTENCY
-17.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A single tear from a Packers fan
Incantation
Eye of Steelers, tongue of ref,
Bring Raiders down to grief,
Bowers scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Brock Bowers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brock Bowers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brock Bowers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.